Free Audio Story – 'The Dog Kisser'

'The Dog Kisser' illustration sketched live by Gus Gordon while I read the story at
'Ipswich Festival of Children's Literature'

Have you ever been kissed by a dog? If so, where do you draw the line? The hand? The neck? The face?

Well, whether you're a 'Kisser' or not, Merry Christmas. Here's my present to you. A free audio short story – The Dog Kisser – written and read by me, from my latest book My Life and Other Stuff I Made Up, a bunch of weird, funny, sometimes gross and partly true short stories illustrated by Gus Gordon.

I hope that Christmas is fun, relaxing and full of love – for both you and your canine pals.