I've sifted through dozens of suggestions for the title to the next My Life book and come up with a shortlist. What do you think? What are your top three? Talk to me here. (NB: Still coming up with a prize for the winning title but I'm pretty sure it's going to be incredible. [Probably not a car or anything so don't get too excited.])
My Life & Other Practical Jokes
My Life and Other Massive Mistakes
My Life. Let This Be a Warning To You
My Life and Other Stuff Ups
My Life. Totally Dumb at It.
My Life & Other REALLY DUMB Stuff I Did
My Life & Other Catastrophes
My Life - An Exploded Diagram
My Life & More Dumb Stuff I Made Up
My Life – Battle Ground
My Life & Other Stuff That Blew Up
My Life & Other Stuff I Threw Up (Now with Extra Carrot and Chunky Bits!)
My Life & Other Pie Charts I Ate (NOW 100% Fact Free!!)
My Life & Other Exploding Chickens
And how about the following for a tagline (by the annoyingly talented Raph Atkins, who also came up with a bunch of the titles above.)?
These books are all 100% Gluten FREE, 100% FAT FREE, 100% ORGANIC and 35% FACT FREE. They have no ADDED Sugar and contain absolutely NO NUTRITIONAL BENEFITS AT ALL! May contain traces of NUTS!