I’ve sifted through dozens of suggestions for the title to the next My Life book and come up with a shortlist. What do you think? What are your top three? Talk to me here. (NB: Still coming up with a prize for the winning title but I’m pretty sure it’s going to be incredible. [Probably not a car or anything so don’t get too excited.])
My Life & Other Practical Jokes
My Life and Other Massive Mistakes
My Life. Let This Be a Warning To You
My Life and Other Stuff Ups
My Life. Totally Dumb at It.
My Life & Other REALLY DUMB Stuff I Did
My Life & Other Catastrophes
My Life – An Exploded Diagram
My Life & More Dumb Stuff I Made Up
My Life – Battle Ground
My Life & Other Stuff That Blew Up
My Life & Other Stuff I Threw Up (Now with Extra Carrot and Chunky Bits!)
My Life & Other Pie Charts I Ate (NOW 100% Fact Free!!)
My Life & Other Exploding Chickens
And how about the following for a tagline (by the annoyingly talented Raph Atkins, who also came up with a bunch of the titles above.)?
These books are all 100% Gluten FREE, 100% FAT FREE, 100% ORGANIC and 35% FACT FREE. They have no ADDED Sugar and contain absolutely NO NUTRITIONAL BENEFITS AT ALL! May contain traces of NUTS!
Hi Tristo, my top three are;
"My life and other stuff i threw up; Now with extra carrot and chunky bits… oh and corn. don't forget corn.",
"My life and other exploding chickens",
and "My life, totally dumb at it."
It is no coincidence that I made up all of these and have chosen all of these as the best.
The tagline is also gold, but it will cost you more than any dumb second hand prize that you found in the back of your cupboard.
1. Other Really Dumb Stuff.
2. Massive Mistakes.
3. Let this be a warning to you.
What does it say about me that I am drawn to Other Pie Charts I Ate, and Exploding Chickens???
Listen here Le Ralpa. I've met your kind before and I won't have you mock the secondhand prize from the back of my cupboard that I had planned for you. Or someone else.
Maybe I'll tie the prize to the title idea? In which case, I kind of like your number one choice.
1. Threw Up.
2. Blew Up.
3. Exploding Chickens.
1 other massive mistakes