My Life & Other Massive Mistakes

‘This book is 100% gluten free, 100% fat free, 100% organic and 35% fact free. It has no added sugar and contains absolutely NO NUTRITIONAL BENEFITS AT ALL! May contain traces of NUTS!’ 

– Raph Atkins, kid author, llama enthusiast

 

‘This book of funny, ridiculous and really pretty disgusting short stories 

is sure to make you laugh out loud.’ 

Kate, Lamont Books

My Life & Other Massive Mistakes (March 2015, Random House Australia) is my third book of semi-autobiographical, weird-funny-gross adventures starring Tom Weekly and illustrated by the one and only Gusto Gordon.

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  Buy a copy of My Life & Other Massive Mistakes, signed by the author Tristan Bancks

SYNOPSIS
Have you ever helped your pop escape from a nursing home? Does your teacher have a problem with his bowels? Have you ever mined your teeth for cash? Is there a girl or boy at school who will stop at nothing to kiss you? And do you know someone with the worst case of nits in world history?
I do. I’m Tom Weekly and this is the third book in my life story.
The stories were written during my six-month European / SE Asian family travel adventure late last year and early this year.




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Mad Cat by Gus Gordon

Thanks for the enormous support of My Life and Two Wolves over the past year. I’m super-blessed to be part of an extraordinary network of people who care about reading, storytelling and creativity. And HUGE thanks to reader Ruby Barker who came up with a name for the book in blog comments in my Search for a Title. Ruby has received a signed set of all three My Life books.

Nit Plague by Gus Gordon.


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