My Life & Other Weaponised Muffins

‘A laugh a minute rip-roaring read for adults and children alike.’ 
CBCA Reading Time


Have you ever been trapped inside a runaway car? Have you sold head lice for fun and profit?

Is there someone in your class who will stop at nothing to kiss you?

 

 

‘Like Dahl, Bancks is passionate about inspiring a love of reading in the young by placing fun
at the centre of his storytelling.’ – Andy Griffiths, Sydney Morning Herald

‘Laugh-out-loud funny.’ – Children’s Books Daily on ABC 612 Radio Brisbane

 

My Life & Other Weaponised Muffins is illustrated by artist and madman Gus Gordon and it’s the fifth book in our weird-funny-gross, semi-autobiographical My Life series starring Tom Weekly. It asks all of life’s big questions. Stuff like…

SYNOPSIS (WHAT’S IT ABOUT?)

 

Have you ever been trapped inside a runaway car? Have you broken a world record? Is there someone in your class who will stop at nothing to kiss you? Have you ever tricked your dog into doing your homework? Or found something seriously disgusting in your food? Have you sold head lice for fun and profit? Or has your mum ever used raspberry and white chocolate muffins as weapons of minor destruction?

I’m Tom Weekly and all of these things have happened to me. I’ve captured them here in stories, jokes, cartoons, quizzes and lists. Believe me, real life is weirder than anything you can make up.

 

 

BUY THE BOOK HERE



 

WATCH THE BOOK TRAILER

 

 

 

Download and Print a Mask Just like the One Used By the Stinky Kid in the Trailer

(Fun for Book Parades and Muffin Fights!)

 

 

Check out trailers for
the other books in the series
here.

I’m hitting the road Feb-August, bringing the stories to life in schools, libraries and festivals in Sydney, Melbourne, Adelaide, Brisbane, Gold Coast, Byron Bay, Newcastle, The Hunter, Armidale, Perth, Tasmania. I’ll also be reaching lots of regional centres via Skype. Keep an eye on my Events page for details.

 

 

KIDS INTERVIEW ME ABOUT THE MY LIFE BOOK SERIES




MEET TOM WEEKLY




SEE TOM INTERVIEW HIMSELF IN THE BATHROOM MIRROR

Tom Weekly has a special relationship with the bathroom mirror.

 

HELP BRAINSTORM A CHILLING GUINEA PIG HOSTAGE STORY FOR THE NEXT MY LIFE BOOK!

 

 

I hope that this is the best My Life book ever. I, rather modestly, think it is. Lewis Snow and his chronic nits are back. So is Stella Holling, and she has another devilish plan for getting Tom Weekly to kiss her.

CHECK OUT THE OTHER FOUR BOOKS IN THE SERIES


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